filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”
when your crush posts a new selfie
(Source: tuhree, via piertotum-locomottor)
getting home and being able to take off your pants more like
Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza
I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”
I used to go around at night and put random quotation marks on signs around my town
Buy one “get” one free
Watch the “game” here (quotations also good around watch and here)
A character can still be a great character without being a good person.
In fact, some of the best characters are terrible people.
Because a character’s worth should be based on how complex and interesting they are, not their morality if they were real.